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Joke: The Clintons Attend Home Opener

Bill and Hillary were at the Yankee's home opener, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leaned forward and said something to Bill. Clinton stared at the guy, looked at Hillary, looked back at the agent, and nodded his head.

Then Bill picked up Hillary by the coat collar and the seat of her pants, and dropped her right over the wall onto the field. She's kicking and swearing and screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing and smiling, when the agent leans forward and says: "I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"



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